Saturday 7 September 2013

Indian Badminton League to recruit bookies, Veena Malik threatens to expose them!

Organizers of the recently launched Indian Badminton League(IBL) are in the process of recruiting bookies with prior match fixing experience from the recently concluded Indian Premier League. The only way of making people aware about the IBL is by making headlines and what better way than Match fixing to get instant attention (Ask Ajeeth Chandila or Ankeet Chavan). The sole purpose of organizing a badminton tournament of this magnitude in a cricket crazy country like India is to make profits and the only way Badminton Association of India (BAI) can do that is by fixing matches. According to the regional betting office also known as the BCCI, The BAI would have to bet on 40% matches every season to recover the amount they invested in staging this mega-event.
Veena Malik
Veena Malik is not happy as she has been totally ignored this time.
Organizers plan to conduct a training camp before the start of the second season of IBL which would be conducted by former India Captain Mohammed Azharuddin. A spokesperson for BAI was quoted saying, “we tried to organize the training camp for bookies and all the players who wish to learn the art of fixing before this tournament but this was not possible as most of the bookies were in prison due to the recently concluded IPL. Next time we plan to hold the IBL before the start of the IPL, so that all the bookies are available to train our young players on the nitty gritties of Match Fixing”.
Organizers are also in talks with leading investors from the underworld to invest in this Event. The capital to entice young players with expensive cars, ridiculously priced denims and in some cases even Priety Zinta has to come from an investor. One Mr. Dawood Ibrahim from across the border has expressed a desire to invest in these young badminton players and take them to the top of this world’s Match fixing charts.
This initiative has also gathered support form Bollywood. The original bad-man of Bollywood Mr. Gulshan Grover has expressed his satisfaction about this new initiative, “I have always loved Badminton because it is also called Baddy and I am the original Baddy of Bollywood. Together we will make this game BAD!”.  Vijay Mallya – the king of borrowed things, who would never let a business opportunity of this scale go has also pledged his support to the IBL, according to our sources Match fixing is the only opportunity to for him to regain his wealth and be able to afford underwear for himself again.
Organizers of IBL feel that the inclusion of match fixing elements like towels, wrist bands and Sreesanth would directly increase the TRPs of this event, as a result of which S Sreesanth is being rumored to be the face of IBL next year. A source confirmed this on condition of anonymity.  “Indeed Sreesanth is being considered to be the brand ambassador of IBL. He has true potential as a Match fixer and his presence would encourage more and more bookies to place bets.”
But Pakistani celebrity Veena Malik is threatening to expose these tactics of IBL (and not herself) just like she blew the lid off  Mohammad Asif if she is not hired in the capacity of an expert or anchor.

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